- Co-worker: Is that a new skirt?
- Me: Yeah, I got it from Target for a dollar!
- CW: A dollar?! Wow, that's amazing!
- Me: Yeah! But it turned out it was marked incorrectly. It was supposed to be eleven dollars, but I was like, TOO BAD MOTHERFUCKERS!!
24 is the new 25
Welcome to my quarter life crisis.
November 4, 2009