Just call me The Penguin
Check out my tough-guy sports injury - after a brutal jamming at last night’s basketball game, my pinky is about the same width as my thumb today.
Much thanks to my receptionist who dug up actual sports tape for me this morning. All I could find at my house last night was packing tape, which is what I showed up rocking today. That’s just the way I roll…
By the by, have you ever tried to reach the “shift” key on your keyboard when your pinky is taped to your ring finger? Yeah, me neither. It’s really hard, so my apologies if by the end of the day I’m foregoing capitalization completely.
**What’s up with my total dead eyes in this picture? I’ve got a whole Audrina thing happening…
4 weeks ago